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a word boys or men will use to describe tall girls with thicc thighs and ass that they just don’t appreciate it. if someone calls you a tree trunk it’s not a good thing so don’t embarrass yourself by saying thanks but don’t let it get to you because your beautiful and boys are stupid xxx
‘woah man she has some set of tree trunks’
‘no, she’s just tall and thicc, i would smash’
Also known as a kankle. When your leg and foot meld into one.
Look at those tree-trunks
A man with arms the size of tree trunks!
"Dude, that trainers arms are the size of tree trunks!"
The material of a man's penis. Usually a rough and rigid type feeling like the bark of a tree. Common with old men. When one man is turned on, instead of cum; the penis will let out sap- but the sap will have a difficult time coming out.
My husband and i had sex for the first time, and he had a Tree Trunk.
Big, Girthy, veiny cock possessed by one who drives a dodge.
That guy there has a dodge tree trunk
An extremely large and thick penis where the veins are popping out and everything. It ranges from anywhere between 1 and 2 feet. It is usually darker brown then the normal penis and is around 2-3 inches wide. Hurts like hell when having sex with someone who has one.
Guy #1 "Hey dude, what happened to that girl you scored last night?"
Guy #2 "Oh, we never did it."
Guy #1 "Why?"
Guy #2 "Oh, i have a Norwegian Tree Trunk and it wouldn't fit..."
The art of fitting a whole tree stump up your ass. Not intended for beginners. Branches are cut off and used for jousting in battle, while screaming, “I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees.”
“Did you pull the tree trunk maneuver on Jenny?”
“Yeah, but she got scared and shit herself.”