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A post on Twitter, a real-time social messaging system.
I think I must be following too many people - I'm getting like a thousand tweets per hour.
Is it just my imagination or does Twitter sometimes 'eat' your tweets? Must have a 'tweet tooth' or something. (Jim Turner, 3/16/2008)
Acronym for:
Total Waste of Everyone's Extra Time
Dude, how much time did you spend writing that TWEET?
A squeeky fart, usually the result of involuntarily passing gas while clenching one's buttocks to prevent a noisy escape of flatulance.
As we leaned in for our first kiss, I felt the pressure building inside me. I tried hard to hold it in, but accidentally released an embarrasing tweet.
n. A pointless update about what you are currently doing
v. To publish a pointless update about what you are doing on Twitter
Sara: Wow, what a lame tweet
Emily: Hey! I just tweeted that!
Jon's Tweet: I am going to tweet. Oops. I just did.
Mike's Tweet: @Jon That could be taken the wrong way dude
Maui from Moana: "When you write with a bird, it's called tweeting."
The sound the cerebellum emits as it atrophies from the overuse of internet and texting shorthand.
As the celebutant began to compose a message to submit to her Twitter account, her brain began to fail. A distinct "tweet" sound could be heard coming from her head as she collapsed in convulsions.
One female spawn of Kris Jenner down -- four more to go!
To be put down or embarassed by someone using Twitter. Usually said by someone who had nothing to do with the situation.
(Twitter post)
@james: Damn did you see that?
@micheal: Man that was brutal!
@John: Yeah @steve just got #tweeted, son!!!