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A whole bunch of useless crud.
Internet Explorer 6 Service Pack 1
OMFG my computer got infected by a Windows Update! OH NOES!
the act of spying a fine specimen of the fairer sex undressing without having first closed the curtains.
"hey man, come here and look over the road... serious windows update!"
Something that a bunch of hyped up on Starbuck's coffee Bill Gates employees should have thought of in foresight
Bob: Hey Chris, let's run down to Starbuck's and then go by the office supply store on the way back. I wanna get one the new Star Trek pocket protectors while they have some left.
Chris: Yeah, that sounds cool dude. Let's just blow all this off. We can always make like a Windows Update type thing for this shit.
Bob: Haha..yeah. hahaha
Chris: Yeah, haha. Screw this. Hey, I got first dibs on the Warf pocket protector...
(v.) The systematic destruction of computing machines.
Every time windows would need to update, through the net it would take me to the site and lock my computer up until I shot it with a 12 gadge.
An oxymoron in itself.
They add Spider Solataire and call ir\t Windows XP
A feature that is no different from compiling the Linux kernel.
If you don't want a Windows Update, you should have stuck with Windows 98 instead.