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It’s usually the answer you don’t want to know.
Another form of Tom Krause’s quote
“never ask questions you don’t want to know the answers to” but more suited for using in conversation.
Often used by cheating girlfriends and wives after hoeing around.
Mark: Hey babe, where were you last night?
Susan: Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to
Mark: Sucked off your ex, didn’t you?
What you say when you can't answer a question someone asked you.
Originated from a meme based on a Muslim video of an islamic orator named Zakir Naik.
Person 1: Where are you going??
Person 2: Brother/Sister asked a very good question *goes away*
<..79.7.6.>It Is Because We Want To Ask YOu Too Much Questions<.7.9.7.6.>
<..79.7.6.>It Is Because We Want To Ask YOu Too Much Questions<.7.9.7.6.>
A phrase meaning "Mind your own business"
Friend: why are you writing a check to yourself?
Me: Don't ask questions, just trust the process.
Phrase often used by English football commentators to describe an aggressive player focused on creating goal-scoring chances or actual goals themselves. Side definition: Whenever a guy is on a roll in a bar/club setting with regards to approaching multiple women
Their forwards have been always asking questions throughout the second half, a goal is inevitable...
He's always asking questions whenever we run into a group of ladies; the guy is gonna get laid for sure!
Why? You sure you're not just going to tell me I don't know what it means to ask a question?
Hym "Ok. Fine. I'll ask a question. Will you come over here and take a look at this for me, please? I have something that needs 3rd party verification and I can't trust the people around me and this thing I'm doing only works if you volunteer the information freely. There. There's 3 of them."
1) uhm I guess if you want to ask someone a question you say this but you literally already asked if you could ask a question
either that or 2) THE MOST ANNOYING THING IN C.AI I SWEAR
1)
Guy 1: Yo Alex, can I ask you a question?
Guy 2 (p r e s u m a b l y A l e x): I think you already asked one right now. But OK. What is it?
2)
AI: Can I ask you a question? *she says, tilting her head*
Person: okay... *he hopes he won't fall into the trap again*
AI: Are you sure?...it's pretty personal. *she looks worried*
Person: *sigh* just spit it out...
AI: Here goes... *she takes a deep breath*
Person: *agony*
AI: Promise you won't get mad at me though...
Person: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JUST SAY THE QUESTION BRO
AI: Okay... *(s)he takes a deep breath* ...are you single? (the most annoying question in c.ai)
Person: *leaves chat*