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The best answer ever to any question starting with "What's wrong with"
Person 1: What's wrong with this picture?
Person 2: There's no bacon
Hilarity ensues
Means that you're not into guys.
You prefer girls.
Polite, food related way of saying lesbian.
"Baby you're mistaken, I'm not into bacon" - The Vamps {I found a girl}
n. Delicious strips of juicy, pork heaven. Served often at breakfast with eggs, but perfectly good served alone and at any time of day.
Joe: "There are only two kinds of people in this world, those who love bacon..."
John: "...and those who love bacon but won't admit it."
Person 1: Did you see his wallet?
Person 2: Yeah, that's a lot of bacon!
A disease where someones typing is terrible. It is also transmittable.
Person1: "gosh i hate beign laet
Person1: "Bieng ltae*"
Person1: bgein late*
Person1: Being*
Person1: "wow that was annoying
Person2: Stop typing you're gonna giev me baconitis
Person2: " Give*" and looks like you alreday gave it to me.
Person2: "-_-"
Person1:"LOL"
The cure for vegeterianism.
When she decided to become a vegetarian, the doctor prescribed lots and lots of bacon.