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Function: noun
Plural form: bitses
Origin: Derived from bitch
1. A term used to replace bitch in a softer and/or jovial tone
1. Look at that girl in her stupid pointy shoes! What a bits!
Possibly one of the most annoying synonyms for genitals.
Albert: 'So I saw this crazy old guy, running down the street showing off his bits to everyone-'
Tina: DAMMIT, DON'T SAY BITS! It's not cool!
The name referring to a big titted woman who is obnoxious, lumpish, dense, brainless, and overall unfortunate.
"Oh god I can't stand the sound of her voice, Bits must be talking"
"I don't mean to pull a bits on you but this sentence needs more CLARITY"
A bit is an inside joke between a group of people
Person 1: Why do you guys keep saying "she just kicked my car"
Person 2: It's a bit; you wouldn't get it
A routine or section of a routine during a stand-up comedy show of approximately 1-4 jokes in length.
I totally murdered the audience at the Hilarity House last night with my bits about how girls hate it when guys leave the toilet-seat up!