To be completely belligerent or inebriated as a result of consuming too much alcohol. This word is used to describe drunkenness for two reasons. 1) The word itself just sounds like it means shit faced. 2) The actual meaning of the word defines a cooking method in which food is dunked in hot, then cold water to loosen the skin. The metaphor being, saturating something in liquid unit it changes.
Party Animal 1: I am so hungover I can hear colors.
Party Animal 2: Yeah, dude. We got fucking blanched last night.
A synonym for "blue balling". In cooking it refers to the heating or boiling of food then immediately icing it, therefore comparing "it" to getting heated up then getting "iced".
"Dude my nuts hurt so bad today, this girl totally blanched me last night" blue balls blueballs
To lose an election as an incumbent by a large amount. A reference to Blanche Lincoln's landslide loss in the 2010 Arkansas Senate Election
Cory Gardner will get blanched in 2020.
Cumming inside of an elderly woman; leaving a cream pie. Named so due to Blanch from the Golden Girls.
"How was your Thanksgiving?"
"Pretty good; I was blanching my best friend's grandmother."
to be completly high or stoned
blanched is a cool way to say it
Stoner 1: "dude, lets get blanched later"
Stoner 2: "man im already blanched outta my mind"
Stoner 1: "k so meet you in 10 minutes?"
Stoner 2: "Fuck yea man, im gonna get so fucking blanched now"
to be extremely stoned, or high.
Whoa man, im sooo blanched right now.
Chillin in a hot tub until your insides are cooked then jump in a cold pool till your willy is an “Innie”
Let’s go blanching in the hot tub and pool!