To lose an election as an incumbent by a large amount. A reference to Blanche Lincoln's landslide loss in the 2010 Arkansas Senate Election
Cory Gardner will get blanched in 2020.
Cumming inside of an elderly woman; leaving a cream pie. Named so due to Blanch from the Golden Girls.
"How was your Thanksgiving?"
"Pretty good; I was blanching my best friend's grandmother."
to be completly high or stoned
blanched is a cool way to say it
Stoner 1: "dude, lets get blanched later"
Stoner 2: "man im already blanched outta my mind"
Stoner 1: "k so meet you in 10 minutes?"
Stoner 2: "Fuck yea man, im gonna get so fucking blanched now"
to be extremely stoned, or high.
Whoa man, im sooo blanched right now.
Chillin in a hot tub until your insides are cooked then jump in a cold pool till your willy is an “Innie”
Let’s go blanching in the hot tub and pool!
To collide with a stationary object whilst reversing your vehicle
'Whats Juan done to his motoro?'
'Ah the idiot's only gone and Blanched it hasn't he!'
A Blanche is a Cassandra constantly bemoaning life's hardships, but to no avail as few are listening. Things will continue as they are. Thus, in turn making Blanche a buffoon of sorts. Though an amusing one. Blanche is innocent, but misguided. A knave.
Scene: " Officer, I can't believe you're issuing me a ticket for driving in the 'car pool lane', I didn't know." The officer's response would be, "But you are, Blanche".