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Man, after eating from that foodtruck I got mad bubbleguts and almost blapped my pants.
A very small dollop of turd, NOT a full shit.
" I wish I could have emptied out before going on the boat but could only squeeze out a blap".
To slap someone around the face with an erect penis
To go up to someone and slap your penis against their face
VERB; the act of a man swinging his nutsack back forth without using his hands, thus when the sack swing back hitting the taint it will result in the sound similiar to BLAP-BLAP
JOE SHOWED EVERYONE THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPING BY DOING BLAP-BLAPS