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blap

refers to the sound that a males penis makes when he hits it against a females face

She was talkin dirty so I blapped her

by duder October 04, 2003


Blap

The sound of your speakers when you are slappin bass.

Turn up the bass till you hear the speakers blap.

by JaySteeze January 02, 2015


Blapped

1)...to get completely wasted off a combination of drugs, such as acid, weed, and\or alcohol

2)...to be hit in the face by an object that causes spectators to laugh, and the person being blapped to feel very embarassed and stupid

1) Chang was so blapped last night, he killed someone. He's really going to regret dropping all that acid, then chugigng that whole bottle of vodka, what an idiot.

2) Hermes was so embarassed when Overton blapped him in the face with that squid, he started crying. What a fag.

by Blip Rogers June 12, 2008


Blap

The act of slapping someone across the face with your penis. They then become your property

Drive by Blapping. Too slap someone in the face with your meatsword from a vehicle. It is extremely embarssing for the blapper and blappie.
Tim got blapped by charley, Tim is now Charley's bitch.

by Morga morga May 04, 2006


Blap

A liquified squirt of shit.

Man, after eating from that foodtruck I got mad bubbleguts and almost blapped my pants.

by SorryNoVanilla February 09, 2021


Blap

A very small dollop of turd, NOT a full shit.

" I wish I could have emptied out before going on the boat but could only squeeze out a blap".

by SorryNoVanilla February 12, 2021


blapping

To slap someone around the face with an erect penis

To go up to someone and slap your penis against their face

by Dan February 12, 2005