When the girl/guy is taking a crap while giving head.
A blarke isThe girl is taking a crap whilst giving her man head
Malgamation of the words Bleak and Dark insinuating soemthing so horrendous it is beyond description of the above words individually so they are used collectively
If you are really really broke. My finances are pretty Blark at the minute
a sound made to express frustration, anger, randomness, pride, joy, or any other appropriate emotion; also to be found in a noun (you blark!), verb (let's go blark!) and adjective (a blarking good time) form
BLARK! That was my last tomato!
A god given gift to completely fuck someones day.
Holy shit, I just got blarked. My day is so blarked up now. Blarking has gotten outta control
To go on and on and on in mindless babble to a friend who likes to pretend they are sympathizing.
God, I can't believe Travis puts up with all my blarking."
An expression of shittiness
also see: sucks, blows
This blarks up the ass
Driving force (Fuel) to success, known for excellence, good decision making skills , resilient, good looks, courageous, all forms of energy.
I want to Blarks my way to the future, I believe in Blarks