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Adjective, adverb;
Inspired by Kevin James in the movie, "Paul Blart Mall Cop", blart is a derogatory term for addressing and/or describing someone whom is overweight/obese.
1. "Hey, do you remember those girl's names who walked past us?"
"Which one, the tall girl or that blonde blart?"
2. The women felt socially awkward when a rather blarty looking man in an elevator ripped a mad, thick fart.
3. "Jarome, I don't even understand why you're together with that blart."
"I like some meat on my bones."
A fart with blood in it. When you strain to fart, blood sprays into your underwear.
After jaay got rid of his wicked case of buttslaw, he still had the occasional painful blart.
one or more fake-tanned scantily-clad tattooed young ladies whose typical Friday evening's entertainment would consist of excessive alcohol consumption, giggling loudly whilst dancing around handbags, and urinating in the street. This to be followed by vigorous sexual intercourse with random males of the species, either up against a wall, over some rubbish bins or in a skip. The above phenomena can be observed between the hours of 11pm - 4am Friday evenings on the streets of any town or city in the north of England.
"how man lets get wersels in there man it's wall to wall wi blart"
The wastafarian name for a blunt
Justin: yo MoodA pass da blart!
Michael: gang!
Blart, verb to cry Black County (UK West Midlands) dialect - from "the bleating of sheep"
Adjective.
The act of becoming inebriated, usually to a point of belligerent outbursts and excessive rowdiness. One who gets Blarted is generally a Bro, and will Blart with other Bros. The term was invented when a CREW of sailors decided to determine what is the maximum number of drinks one can consume before death occurs. They were watching the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop at the time and decided Blart was the perfect name for their dangerous activity.
People who say blarted confuse me.
Northumbrian. The female reproductive orifice and the tissues attendant thereto. Usually of a sheep or other farm animal - but not necessarily.
He looked worn oot. Glimmers like a pair of sheep's blarts.