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what ignorant people call it when smart people try to explain things to them
Jesus: "God created everything out of nothing but i have no tangible proof of it so you'll just have to take my word for it."
Ignorant Person: "That is the smartest thing I have ever heard anyone say about anything!"
Charles Darwin: "I THINK that evolution MAY have happened, I do have tangible evidence based on reality and real world observations but it is still inconclusive and needs further study."
Ignorant Person: "BLASPHEMY! SINNER! BE GONE UNHOLY SPAWN OF SATAN!"
When something is so accurate, it hurts.
"Did you hear about that Guiselle chick being a lesbian?"
"Whoa dude. Blasphemy, bro."
Absurd due to the fact that it is too awesome/true for that of the ignorant ones to understand.
"I don’t believe in God. He never talks to me like he does to those other lesser followers of him within the Bible."
"Be cautious, lone sheep. God talks to me everyday, so that in which you speak of is blasphemy."
a slang term for the word bullshit.
Bob: yo i gotta write a 10 page report on WEB Du Bois.
Tom:thats blasphemy.
Standing up butt naked in a church and shouting obscenities at your dick.
Jerry ran up to the preacher as he showed great blasphemy, the church was shocked.
The intent of doing an act that's considered to go with your beliefs with a third-party goes completely against your belief.
Person 1: I'm vegan, but I'm purchasing a vegan food product from a non-vegan food franchise
Person 2: Blasphemy!