recieve oral sex while defecating
"honey,could you come see me in the bathroom? I need a blumpy!
Combining two enjoyable past times. Taking a crap in the shitter while your loved one (read skanky hobag here) sucks down some baby batter.
Whew! I never thought a blumpie could be so satisfying for you honey. Next time I'll eat corn!
invented by Gene Simmons of the rock band Kiss , when one recieves fellatio while dropping a duece
that dirty gave me a blumpie last night
The act of giving fellatio whilst having a number 2 (crap, shit, poo etc)
He was getting blumpy on a sunday afternoon
She was drunk and he suggested Blumpy for something different
Especially rounded.
Often used to describe chibi or super deformed characters, personal electronics, cars or anything that would commonly have hard angles or edges, that is instead curved or rounded.
A combination of the words "bubble" and "lumpy", used by fans of anime, thought to be originally used in reference to the hands of MewTwo (from Pokémon).
"Woah, is that a Neon Genesis keyring? Chibi Shinji looks so blumpy!"
"The new VW Beetle is kind of like the old one, only blumpy."
(n.) One who gives a blumpkin; Heather Harkins.
Yo, that bitch is a straight up blumpy.