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The act of doing a blumpkin (see blumpkin: “ the act of performing fellatio whilst the recipient is defecating in a toilet.” )
" I was blumpkining all night" ( which means he spent all night on the toilet whilst getting his cock sucked)
To recieve oral sex from male or female while taking a crap
"Last night Susie gave me a Blumpkin while I went poop"
The act of performing oral sex on someone who is taking a shit.
Ex: "I gave Carl a blumpkin lastnight"
The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.
Morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls Costa Rica is there, because that janitor like to give Blumpkins.
when a guy is taking a shit while receiving a blow job
she gave me a blumpkin at school, it felt so nice
When your spouse gives you a blow job while you are taking a shit on the toilet
Stacey gave me a blumpkin last night in the bathroom.
Receiving a Blow Job while taking a shit. If done to perfection, than you will die. If both cum and shit excape your body at the same time, then yes you die. If you dont believe me try and find someone who has.
There are no examples for a Blumpkin. Everyones dead.