"Bitches per minute" The number of complaints or senseless grievances that a person spews out every minute.
"Man, Dustin's bpms are through the roof!"
"Dustin, your bpms are starting to annoy the fuck out of me."
Acronym, meaning Bitch, Piss, and Moan. Used to indicate excessive complaining.
Guy #1: Why are you back so early? I thought you had a date or something...
Guy #2: Yeah, well I dropped her off on the side of the road before we got to the restaurant. She decided to BPM the whole way, and I had enough.
Guy #1: I don't blame you. She sounds like a bitch.
An energy drink that could make you hyper, seem more awesome, and tastes pretty damn good too :D
"Yum, I love the green BPM it tastes so darn good!"
Everyone was relaxing at the house party the other night until Lisa started freaking out - she was having another BPM!