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A tv show or special that appeals to men; one in which guys prefer the viewing company of other men. A show that guys hate to watch with women for various reasons (ie: the rules are too difficult to expain, the jokes are unappreciated, etc).
Note: some women are awesome and can enjoy a brogram with the guys quite well!
Girlfriend: Tell me again why you're watching the football game at John's house instead of here with me!
Boyfriend: We've been through this! It's our Brogram! I'll come back and we'll watch something you'd actually enjoy!
The act of coding while drunk.
John: Hand me that beer so I can get back to brogramming.
What good friends in Tron are to each other.
- tron is my brogram
A group of guys that all play soccer together and act gay yet are all fagots. these people usually treat women with disrespect and are famous for women jokes.
the Brogram talks about how women should be in the kitchen and such. also are obsessed with soccer.
When a male of the species coerces another male to attend a given movie screening by impugning his manhood.
Alejandro: "You're a douchebag if you don't come to the movie--I mean you, Kurtiss."
Kurtiss: "There should be a law against your brogramming. What if I don't like Terrence Malick?
When a Bro disappears because he is hanging out with a girlfriend, family member or blames missing hanging out with other bros on work.
If they are missing precious Broments they are officially in the Witness Brotection Brogram.
Bro 1: I haven't seen Nick in a week, and he hasn't texted me back.
Bro 2: Ever since he started dating Jen, he has been in the Witness Brotection Brogram and has been so lame.
Bro 1: I'm heart BRO-ken.
The biological instinct of a man. Further explained by the internal neurological wiring of our manhood.
“Men need to eat red meat, it’s in our brogramming.”
“I wake up at 5:30am to go to the gym, it’s apart of the brogram”