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a very attractive cool person who likes music and has a huge pickle
very gay. stay away from him he will suck your dick
ohhh i’m diego i like cock
(v.) the act of sodomizing an unsuspecting homosexual negroid; often results in the contraction of AIDS. When diegoing, the perpetrator lures in a pack of niggers with a bucket of fresh KFC. As the apes feast on the chicken, he thoroughly inspects them, searching for the one with the largest, most African elephant dick.
Although penises with piercings and other tribal deformities are preferred, the largest cock will suffice for diegoing. Once a suitable porch monkey is selected, he will coerce the creature with pictures of female apes. As the negroid achieves a massive erection, the diegoer will sneak up and position his well greased anus above the shaft.
In one swift motion, the perpetrator impales his ass on the cock and rides it like a cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, eventually causing the negroid to ejaculate. In the final step of diegoing, the sick fuck will proceed to collect the semen and pour it over fresh bean tacos, as he is usually Mexican or some corrupt variant. As he eats the tacos, the diegoer smiles with joy, contemplating his next victim.
Diego: My asshole is feeling really tight, you wanna go diego tonight?
Jared: Sure! I'd love to go, although I call dibs on your freshly made semen-covered tacos, I'm too much of a curly headed fucking jew to pay for Taco Bell! Did I mention I'm gay?
a person with a really big dick
i met this guy yesterday. hes probably a diego
doras boyfriend and cousin. he's a sussy baka.
dora: "diego! i love you!"
diego: "im your cousin dora."
a name you can use for someone you like if they’re not really in ur life. Explination: diego was probably only in 20 - 30 upsides of dora the explorer
*walks by crush*
friend : “ouu it’s ‘diego’ !”