a mixture between a townie and a poser. a docker will be between the age of 15 and 20, pretend to be hard as nails and wear the usual checked ben sherman or burberry, trousers and kickers. hair gel slapped on by the gallon and combed straight forward.
'look at that stupid docker!!! '
the act of sticking two fingers in a male's anus and one (exaggerated) in the urethra.
man: you look hot tonight
person 2: you're turning me on.... i think tonight i'll give you the docker
man: excellent.
West Indies slang (particularly St. Vincent & the Grenadines)for sunglasses.
"The sun is bright where are my dockers!?!"
Part of Craprate America's uniform. Also used as a mind control tool to keep its employees down and stupid. Designed to make you look fat and less intelligent than well-heeled C-level executives.
Hey, did you get the new memo?
Yeah, no more jeans. Dockers and polo shirts.
Wonder if we should sing when they put the chains on?
The conversion of units of matter into units of docker containers.
As the buildup of dark matter and dark energy in our universe continues to accelerate, so too will the buildup of docker containers continue to accelerate. Eventually, the two opposing forces will grow so vast and so unweildy that, in one grand intergalactic battle that will shatter the very nature of our universe, one force will reign supreme and overtake every facet of our reality. So, what will be the fate of our universe?--a heat death or complete and utter dockerization--we'll just have to wait and see.
Fremantle Dockers. A extremely bad Australian Rules football Club. Probably have the worst history of any sporting organisation in the world. Commonly known as "The Loser's Club" or "The Shockers". Their branding is an anchor which symbalises the struggle of a club sinking to the depths of despair. Their supporters are known to complain non-stop about everything from umpires to the media having it in for them. Generally they are just laughed at.
Gee the Dockers Shockers were awful this week.