Adjective.
Short for Sweet, meaning awesome, describing something that is preferable happening.
John: "How much is entry to that new club?"
Jessica: "It's free!"
John: "Ah, Eets!!"
eets is just short for eetswa ahich is sweet in pig latin. little eshay cunts use the word a lot cause they think they be owning sydney and they think they are kings.
Person 1. did you get the weed?
person 2. yeah bro!
person 1. eets bro
A feeling of emotion equivalent to forgetting the words to your favorite song.
You can't remember; you try to feel the beat.
Bee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-
Eet eet eet.
Ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-
Eet eet eet.
An intended meeting at work that involves food.
Laura: Where is everyone going?
Sara: There's pizza in the conference room ... we're having an eeting w/ the boss to go over sales projections for the next quarter.
The feeling of satisfaction or comfort achieved by drugs also used to say your fine.
I took three pills now im fucking eets eets
Nah dont worry about me i'll be eets eets
Eets is the collective noun for anything edible.
Pronunciation: AIDS.
1) I Can Haz Eets?
2) I'm hungry .... Let's get Eets!
3) Do you Eets?
4) I want Eets!
verb: Refusing to eat broccoli on a Sunday morning.
(Often heard by Regina Spektor in a song called "Eet")
Jane's mom yelled at her daughter who was eeting right before they left for church that morning.