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Hop on Enlisted

Hop on Enlisted is a way of explaining being tased in the testicles while drinking Orange Juice and Toothpaste while being raped by a group of Black men

Torak:Hey Ajax Hop on Enlisted

Ajax:Sure id Love to

by ishitinurinals December 14, 2024


Hop on Enlisted

Hop on Enlisted is a way of explaining being tased in the testicles while drinking Orange Juice and Toothpaste while being raped by a group of Black men

Torak:Hey Ajax Hop on Enlisted

Ajax:Sure id Love to

by ishitinurinals December 14, 2024


Enlisted

A bag Game

Enlisted crashed again!

by ItsOk2BeGay September 20, 2021


Craigs-enlist

When bringing somebody as backup to meet with people they definitely don't know or to just make sure you don't get murdered from the sheer irresponsibility that is Craigslist.

Neighbor 1: come on! I gotta go randomly try to make amends with somebody I pissed off a number of years ago when I was drunk.
Neighbor 2: fuck you! I'm not getting Craigs-enlisted in your goddamn, alcoholic bullshit, Mama's boy!

by '$^!-Mariner September 17, 2020