Unsuccesfully holding a dump that ends up with a piece of poo "flirping" our of your ars, staining your panies.
After I ate Taco Bell driving home in a storm I hydroplaned causing me to flirp out a nugget.
a person who is always winning, they never take Ls. they are very cool and people typically enjoy their company.
person 1: wow your flirp? thats awesome lets be friends
the “flirp” in question: hmm no sorry, become a flirp and ill think about it
person 1: okay i love you
the flirp: i also love me
The doy who always talk with girls like he is trying to flirt
When boy always talk to you like he want to date with you or have sex
Girl1: Did you hear that? He just called me "sweety"
Girl2: Dont pay attention, he is real FLIRP