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Fossil

A brand that is mainly known for their high quality, but cheap about $60-80 watches.

"I just got this awesome new Fossil watch."

by Masta March 13, 2005


fossil

A person, typically a no life, college-aged, high school graduated degenerate, who regularly attends high school parties hosted by those who are still in high school.

High School student 1 - Why is John at this party? Didn't he graduate from high school in 2007?

High School student 2 - He did graduate in '07. Man what a fossil.

by SLK Creighton February 01, 2011


fossil

Old person with wrinkly parts. See also calcium.

Damn, yo momma is h0t for a fossil!

by hash July 24, 2003


fossil

Out-of-date, old, conservative, becoming exhausted or used up. Generally an old timer with no future.

Taken from "fossil fuels" it can refer to someone or something that is generally hurting young people or future generations.

"Man, that politician is such as fossil!!"

"Yeah, he actually owns an oil company..."

by Lifeguard007 March 29, 2014


FOSSIL

FOSSIL is a standard for allowing serial communication for telecommunications programs under DOS. FOSSIL stands for Fido Opus Seadog Standard Interface Layer and was made by a group of Fidonet sysops to allow software work on different machines.

I installed a new FOSSIL driver for my BBS!

by Homer P. Simpson September 01, 2006


fossilizing

the act of napping so frequently that you feel like youre going to calcify and turn into a fossil.

It's three in the afternoon, time for fossilizing.

by Zzzzzzzzzz63 September 01, 2011


fossiled

Getting posterized in basketball

Guy 1: Holy shit! Lebron fossiled him
Guy 2: Daaaaaaam he got fossiled

by Yfjyvgygygy March 03, 2018