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Exams that all UK students are demanded to take. They're not fun and are veryboring, just like a pop concert.
Shit - I really screwed up my maths GCSE.
The british exam taken at 16.
Also known as hellfire in a paper.
"I wanted to tortue my child so i gave him a Gcse paper to try"
"Karen you're a cruel mf"
A British exam sat by around 16 year olds. Maths and English Language are compulsory, and at least 5 are required.
These were graded A* to G (with A* being the highest and G the lowest) but now most are graded 9-1 - with 9 the highest and 1 tge lowest.
To pass a GCSE, you need a minimum of grade 4/C (D and E are technically passes but are worth nothing).
Guy 1: oh help I have a Biology GCSE tomorrow!
Guy 2: you think that's bad! I've got Maths and RE!!
The worst possible punishment inflictable upon humans, right up there with death by elephant and being skinned alive. Brits will understand.
Judge: I have found you guilty of 975 murders, so you will be subjected to a month of GCSEs.
Criminal: NO! Anything but that
Ghetto Childrens Sex Education from the blak twang song G.C.S.E.
g.c.s.e
ghetto childrens education
cant remeber the rest
In year 9 you'll unknowingly sign up thinking its a great idea then you'll scrape and struggle through year 10 then year 11 comes and you'd rather burn in a pit in hell than hold a pencil it will make you reconsider life no joke don't ever pick it unless your some sort of fucking Picasso
jamie : what lesson do you have next?
mya : torture
jamie : oh so you have art gcse
When you are told so often about your gcses and what you need for them that you tend to spew random facts in inappropriate scenarios. Gcse syndrome also means you understand memes that otherwise make no sense.
Friend "bro i wanna jump off a cliff"
You "yeah i wanna do an eva smith"
Friend "bruh you got a serious case of gcse syndrome there"