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A thin beard with no mustache that runs
down the sideburns and around the jaw and chin. Named after the Gorton's fisherman. Also known as the Amish beard.
Gort is the name of a capybara. You can find Gort especially on capybara Instagram pages. Gort is everywhere. He's also behind your walls. He's Gort
Have you seen the handsome Gort on the capybara page? Gort is the perfect specimen. Gort remains despite these trying times.
Another name for God, is also coincidentally the name of a dude in the 1951 movie "The day the earth stood still" but that literally has nothing to do with it.
The term gort is used if you decide you would like to see God in the form of a Capybara rather than a wrinkly old man.
Me: "I love gort"
Christian: "What the fuck are you talking about you stupid shit"
gort. is a very fine boi. He has definetely not committed any war crimes in Kosovo.
It is important to spell it exactly like this including punctuation and lowercase letters.
"gort."
This is gort., he is very cute and should be pat often. gort.
To wear a black ski mask despite inappropriate weather conditions while going about your daily business in public.
Usually attracts some strange looks (particularly in Texas), and surprisingly many are seemingly oblivious to the wearer, especially if the wearer is a hot woman.
Often referred to as "Gorting"
Not recommended to do your banking in this guise or in a state where carrying a firearm is legal.
"Thought I would spend the afternoon Gorting at the shops"
"I thought I would make Wednesdays at work Gort Day"
"I reckon a quick Gort down to the liquor store is in order"
Abbreviation of the term 'gay shorts'.
Just above or on the knee. Not to be confused with shants; pants awkwardly below the knee.
Best worn on tall people.
'Oh thank god you've changed out of those shants. OH WOW YOUVE REPLACED THEM WITH GORTS'