Javascript

A powerful, object-based, interpreted scripting language, created by Brendan Eich, most commonly embedded directly into HTML web pages to manage client-side interaction.

JavaScript is so beautiful and elegant it brings tears to my eyes. I love using it. It completes me as a person.

Javascript

Only useful for hiding stuff. That's pretty much it.

Javascript is like a bad version of white-out

Javascript

The woke language, wokeScript, used by developers and "engineers" who often have purple/pink/green hair, pronouns in their cringe twitter, and talk about the lack of representation and diversity within the Python community. Heck, the military and the plumbers might need your care for representation.

Some proof that is a shitty language/ecosystem:
- A lot of js tools had blm cry me a river banners in the fad of the 2020. Remind me of the loser german soccer team that went woke and lost shamefully to the world by mixing(forcing) politics.
- People who did humanistics/arts/oceanography degrees then took a 6month ass bootcamp will unavoidable study js and now be the new era of highly qualified "engineers"

1. they: I'm an engineer and JavaScript is my favorite language.

person: you mean wokeScript? that is lame

they: yeah, ...you're right, I just took a #wokecamp in my defence all languages have javascripted by now,

person: you're right, last time I check the inclusive pyladies policy saying " (to men:) that you are not heard more or taking more space than others in discussions and question sections" sound about fair, ever hear of "men" conferences being only for men? of course, me neither, suck it up freeloaders
2. I'm a full stack developer, using wokeScript as my main t💩ol
3. Hey, check my woke portfolio at trinary.woke

JavaScript

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JavaScript is a language which may contain a bit too many semi-colons. Thanks

Isomorphic JavaScript

A JavaScript application which can be executed in both a browser and a non-browser runtime. This was the first term used to describe this concept, but "Universal JavaScript" now has wider acceptance. Mathematicians and functional programmers will scoff at you if you use "isomorphic" to describe JavaScript, so save face by using "universal" instead.

You aren't writing isomorphic JavaScript? Ha, you remind me of my old Java coworkers.

JavaScript programming

Similar to booty call, JavaScript programming is to have, or desire, a sexual encounter with someone.

Man, she was sweet, I wanted to do some JavaScript programming with her.

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