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When you hook a battery to a cow heart with jumper cables and then have sex with it.
Scott said he tried an Alabama Jumpstart the other day after ole Bessie passed.
doing a small amount of cocaine the morning after a binge to get one's day started
i'll need a California jumpstart if we're going to make the wedding on time
When the ole lady isn't being responsive so you put the tip in her ass to make sure she's still alive.
So marcy passed out, i gave her an Amish jumpstart to get her percolated.
Lighting a Cigarette or Joint from the lit end of someone else's cigarette, because one does not possess a source of ignition such as a lighter or a box of matches.
Hey! Do you have a light?......Nah man!......Can I grab a jumpstart?
where you wear a battery on you back with jumper cables hooked to it, then you jam the negative in your ass and hook the positive to your balls and then pull you cock
give tibor the back pack and lotion i guess he needs "the swedish jumpstart"