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When you getting road dome and right before you cum you slide the seat forward and the steering wheel down to where she has to catch it.
"I was driving around getting road dome and pulled a locked and loaded."
1.Meaning to lock a magazine or clip of live ammo into a weapon and then load the first round into the chamber by pulling back the charging handle and letting it fly forward, picking up the first round from the magazine on it's way.
2.Generally used to indicate "getting ready" for something big.
1.I loaded the shells into the shotgun and I pulled back the slide and said "Lock n' Load!"
2.If someone was going to approach a girl in a bar, he might say to his friends as he got up..."lock and load".
The act of masturbating yourself to the point of full erection and then wrapping the base of the penis tightly with string, rubber band, zip tie, speaker wire, etc. so that you can constantly maintain said erection and will always be ready should an opportunity for sex present itself.
Erectile dysfunction is common among liberals. Therefore, lock n' load is a standard operating procedure for them.
Sex position with man on top and woman lying face down with legs together. This could also be used for anal entry.
Lock n' load is one of my favorite positions!
Prepared for an imminent activity. Believed to have originated during WWII, referring to the M1 Garand rifle, whose bolt automatically "locked" a round in the chamber when the rifle was "loaded" with a magazine, which could then be immediately fired without any further preparation required.
Frank: You still game for some blackjack and hookers?
Joe: locked and loaded and good to go bruh!
A slang term to describe the pleasurable moment when you realise you've scored and you'll shortly be on your way home with a chick for a bit of action!
As Dave left the bar with his girlfriend, his mates asked where he was going. He simply said "I'm locked and loaded, and good to go!"
A guy with his trouser snake poking skyward, ready to have bareback sex
Girl 1: Anna have you seen this locked and loaded specimen by the front door of the club?
Anna: yes he looks like a dork too. Let's go to another bar.