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When you hook up with a man who has a huge, well....you know. This well endowed man is called a logger.
Gretchen: I can't get out of bed today. Last night I took a logger home for the night.
Regina: Gretchen, quit trying to make logger happen. It's not going to happen!
The unseen being who visits your bed after a night out on beer and curry and leaves various brown stains on the sheets.
Suzzanah: Yo what the f*** has happened to our sheets.
Tre: Damn bitch I had a few beers and a curry last night I think logger must have stopped by while i was passed out!
1. Someone who likes too fuck asses.
2. A gay man.
3. A fun insult to call you friend.
(Me) You know how I know your gay?
(Friend) How?
(Me) Because you are an ass logger.
Someone who logs for douches. Similiar to a logger or lumber jack, only with douches.
To be a douche logger, one would float uncut douches down a river, till they get to a douche plant. That plant will cut the douches to appropriate sizes, and then ship them off to another plant in order to complete the douche process.
Fred: Your sister is a succubus.
Joe: At least she isn't like your dad, the douche logger.