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While masturbating, press with two fingers on your taint right before you orgasm. This makes your orgasm feel 40x better. Warning, may cause erectile dysfunction.
Frank: You guys should try the method it feels great.
Jacob: Ok I will.
*The next day*
Jacob: I was hospitalized with erectile dysfunction.
Frank: You guys should try the method.
People aware of what happened to Jacob: No that’s a terrible idea you should kill yourself.
A phrase used when someone knows exactly the way something or someone works, and that said someone knows that way better than everyone else.
Guy 1: See? I keep beating you at Smash Bros. because I know The Method.
Guy 2: What the actual fuck are you even talking about.
(Adjective)
The way a person on Meth strangely makes sense when speaking about strange subjects.
He had a real Methodical way of describing quantum physics.
The Method is when the usage of alcohol greatly benefits one's rizz. Most common at parties, the method allows someone with normally no game, to get some play. Though it is not necessary, the method works best when your partner is also drunk.
Me: Bro how did you pull that girl last night
Sood: I used the method
Methodism is a rejection of Calvinism.
Methodism is the rejection of Calvinism, the rejection of Lutheranism, the rejection of Catholicism
Your method of smoking when it isn't secure. (Usually weed).
Yeah, my dorm's police are hella sketchy, we have to go down the street to the school and toke. That's my method, unless you have a better one.
A list of simple gestures so that the alternative male can "flirt" in public without anyone knowing.
The Method:
1. Make eye contact with person.
2. Hand Contact with the Eye- this lets the person know you are "feeling," or are interested, in them.
3. Hand Contact with the Nose- this lets the person know you are NOT "feeling," or are uninterested in them. Or simply not up for it.
Recap: eyes = like; nose = dislike.
I was walking down the street with my wife, and I spotted someone I've seen on the downlow. I used the method and now we have a date.