mud-turtle

girl you would hook up with drunk, but not sober.

Q: dude i was so hammered last night what happen?

A: Dude you hooked up with that mud-turtle with the acne all over her face.

Mud Turtle

A roomba that has eaten a wet dog or cat turd

My roomba ran over the turd and then spun around repeatedly in a panic and tried to bash it self to death against the wall. Poor little mud turtle.

Choking a mud turtle

Doing a strenuous shit.

1. Got to go and choke a mud turtle.

2. Mary's been in the toilet a while. She must be choking a mud turtle.

mud on the turtle

When a man engages in anal sex, his cock, the head of a turtle, sometimes becomes covered in mud or such. A slang used in West Texas , so I have been told.

Donnie told we after he screwed Denise up the ass, he got mud on the turtle. Or as they say, Got mud on your turtle lately?

mud for my turtle

Getting laid

After the drive in we went to a park and I got laid in the front seat of my car. My first love, circa 1960. Got some my mud for my turtle

Getting Mud for the Turtle

To engage in anal intercourse; to insert one's penis into another's rectum.

I accidently walked in on Dad and Aunt Gloria. he had her bent over and was getting mud for the turtle. I may need to seek therapy.

Mud for my turtle

Having sex, fucking, getting pussy

Me: "So whats been going on with you?"

My grandfather: "Oh, just tryin to get some mud for my turtle"