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Promise

A female that just wanna make money and stay out the way. Promises are very underestimated.

Promise is so cute and funny is shit.

by Promiseeee March 13, 2017


promise

something that you are committed to and you don't break what you say your committed to.

I promise to be forever yours.

by diZ iZ lANii :-] May 09, 2009


Promise

Basically, its a new way of lying. Mainly used by guys who want girls to get off their backs. Also see lies

Boy:I will always love you.
Girl:promise?
boy:yup. I promise.

Two weeks later -

Boy:I'm sorry. It's over.

by !emoXvampire! June 08, 2009


promise

An empty commitment made by a corporation for marketing purposes. Unlike a warranty or a guarantee, a promise is unenforceable, giving customers zero recourse value. Because a promise takes power away from consumers, many corporations are switching from guarantees to promises. This allows them to make bolder statements without the risk of being held accountable.

Our Promise: every day low prices on farm fresh chickens fed on a diet of organic broccoli and tofu

by PawzUK1 November 30, 2013


Promise

Blank hollow statements of comfort that serve no purpose other than to make someone feel better when you're lying to them.

I promise to love you forever... (Later that day) I'm with someone else, good bye.

by Aqurala April 06, 2010


Promise

Something that people make so that they can be broken. A promise is like a heart, if it's given out easily, it's broken easily. A promise is a word which is misconceived, it is meant to build trust between people when really it does the complete opposite. Promises should never be made for they are always broken.

He promised me he'd changed.

by ShannOU November 01, 2010


#promise

Louis Tomlinson from one direction made a promise that 1D would re-unite with the other band members of 1D breaking their hiatus.
The directioners made the hashtag a thing to remind the band (mostly Louis) of his promise

#promise

by Papa_blesssssss February 14, 2019