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To profile someone is to show a person a complete side view of your naked body sometimes hiding the front and back of your body with a towel.
Can I get a towel sandwich with a side of sausage? Here's your profile baby!
An affliction or disorder of the outline or contour of the human face, especially when viewed from the side, that impairs another's judgement of the afflicted's relative attractiveness. Those who suffer from profilism are often attractive when viewed from the front.
(sample dialogue)
Man 1: Did you see that new girl in the office next door?
Man 2: Yeah, she is NOT attractive.
Man 1: No check her our from the front, I'm telling ya - she just suffers from profilism.
Weaving back and forth across all lanes of the road, often when taking part in a sideshow.
When I'm profiling, y'all bes' get out the way cuz I own the lanes, I own this street.
A description of one's self to aide in fighting off the fuckwits in a Chat Room. Usually these same tards don't read it, so why does one actually create them?
ASL? Go read a profile you fuckwit. ASL? GO READ A PROFILE YOU FUCKWIT.
Verb. To profile is to place a phrase or quote in an instant messenger profile (usually AIM).
Dude, that was really funny, profile that immediately!
A profiler is a phrase that is funny or entertaining enough to be put in a profile or bio of some kind. Usually said by a friend.
Kirsten: I think my hat is a virgin
Deanna: Dude, that's a profiler! Hahaha!
When a person tries to check out another person is viable for a sexual encounter.
While Shred was hiring personnel for his team. He was profiling the female applicants as well.