someone with a flat face, looks like they've been hit in the face with a tree stump
little boy : mummy look at that girl over there
mum: yes son shes stumpy
a boob that is significantly smaller than the other one
your left boob looks like a stumpy!
#1- " Someone who is the definition of a tool. They hold the world record for the most pimples. They once ate a mans face. They enjoy pizza and pop."
#2- " Havimg a small carrot."
" Did you see that stumpy eat that man whole?!?!"
When ones height is exceeded by their width
That nigga so stumpy he must be related to Spencer Friedman
A student at State University of New York College of Environmental Science and Forestry, less obnoxiously SUNY ESF. Many students identify themselves as a "Stumpy" (or "Stumpie"). The nickname was given to students by their neighbors at Syracuse University, probably in the 1920s, and most-likely refers to forestry "stump jumpers". Although originally used as an insult, today, most students embrace the nickname with pride.
basically we're a bunch of super rad hippies at ESF. you're jealous, it's okay.
"We are stumpys and proud!"
After abusing a substance, this word is often thrown around to indicate that one is intoxicated and generally affected by said substance.
DC: C'mon man, get in the car!
MM: Man, I'm way too stumpy.
A penis that is under 2 inches, not circumcised and retarded.
Thats an awfully stumpy penis you got there Mr. Bob