Swamp logging is the act of expelling all air from the mouth to create a perfect vacuum on your subject's anus. Once the lips are sealed and the vacuum is in place, one subtly extracts fecal matter directly from the jejunum with a swift inhalation.
Ryan was swamp logging Alex last night. I watched and masturbated frantically in the closet.
swamp log is the term for pulling your penis out of a vagina and sticking it directly in a girls vagina or mouth.
I pulled my penis out of a girls vagina and put it directly in her vagina.I swamp logged her.
I pulled my penis out of a girls vagina and stuck it directly in her mouth. i swamp logged her.
the act of defecating on someone's anus and then having anal sex with them.
After a long night of drinking Hamm's, Gregor needed to defecate, but he was horny. He was destined to go swamp logging.
when you take a dump and your turd is covered with stringy, mossy-looking stuff, a la after you've eaten a lot of lettuce
A took a dump and squeaked out a swamp log the other day.
A used tampon stuck on the inside of a female's undies after she takes them off and leaves it.
She's pretty nasty . She pulled off her underwear, passed out, and left her swamp log next to the couch.