SWF

Sovereign Wealth Funds, governmental or quasi-governmental investment funds such as Singapore's TEMASEK or Abu Dhabi's ADIA.

First few times I saw the acronym, I was definitely confused: who were all these single white females giving billions to brain-damaged US banks? And, more importantly, what were their phone numbers? Damn was I disappointed when I figured it out . . .

Abu Dhabi's SWF just put up another billion of C convertible preferred.

SWF

acronym stands for Single White Female. is also used to refer to a girl who develops an obsession with another girl (whether out of jealousy or crush) and begins to act like her, either knowingly or unknowingly. sometimes referred to as stalking, but more of a thin line between love and hate.

can be used as a verb as well.

"wow, she found your livejournal and started quoting it as her own words in her blog? she totally SWF'ed you!"

SWF

Someone Worth Fucking

Friend: What do you think of the new flat mate?

You: Oh yeah, SWF!

SWF

Pronounced "Swif"

meaning Snobby White Female

"Your client is here for your next appointment. She's a SWF."

SWF

to fail, pause, or crash

There was a SWF on route 32 today.

SWF

Slow White Friend(s)
This is the friend or these are the friends, that go “huh”? When you try to talk “hood” with them. They will be utterly confused because they don’t use slang and say “I would never do such a thing, that’s preposterous!” Instead of “bro. Stop playin (with me).”

“Hood” friend: Bro I swear imma start beefin the English teacher if he keeps taking my phone away.

SWF: Huh? What do cows have to do with our English teacher?

“Hood” friend: 😐 mf…

SWF

Stands for "Survive with friends". Premade group of survivors playing the game Dead by Daylight using discord/teamspeak. A lot of killers feel the communication they have is cheating or unfair.

"Played some DBD as killer last night. SWF is literally a legal cheat mode."