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tak kwon do:: the quickest way to get your sorry wossie ass beaten to a fine pulp by a small 7 year old child
tkdstudent:: im gunna go all all Tae kwon do on your ass
7yearoldchild:: holy crap you seid a bad word your ass is mine
dickweed!? *beats kid in to a fine pulp*
A style of martial arts that is complete and utter nonsense.
In Tae Kwon Do, its all about the touranments, the money, scoring a point...ect.. Tae Kwon Do is for the person that wants to say, "I'm a black belt". But in Taw Kwon Do, that is completely worthless. I've seen adds that say "Become a black belt in 3 months!!! Geranteed". In Tae Kwon Do, yes, but not in the real martial arts. TKD is simply a money making business. TKD is a joke. Period.
TKD Man: OHYA!!! Well, I'm a black belt in Tae Kwon Do. I can beat you up.
Karate Man: Ppppffftt... Idiot. ***Walks Away***
The true bastard style, tae kwon do is a mixture of several different styles including karate, the style most tae kwon do schools teach to be inferior. In truth, tae kwon do is nearly impossible to use effectively because of the long kicks that open up the groin and other vital areas and the lack of punching to the head. I know i seem to be preaching, but i saw a 3rd degree black belt in tae kwon do get trounced by a brown belt in karate, so yeah.
Tae kwon do is lame and ineffective
Karate's best friend, they never leave eachothers sight. Did I mention they're the same?
Harry: I got my green belt in Tae Kwon Do!
Marge: You will never use it
Founder of Tae Kwon Do, Chae Hong Hee learned Karate in Kyoto and later created Tae Kwon Do.
Tae Kwon Do uniform is copy of Karate uniform.
http://www.taekwon-do.co.jp/752_2.jpg
to kick shit a.k.a leonora (leo)
correct spelling: tapqz (silent pqz)
merry:what's that thing you do, david?!
ellie:like, tai chi, tai-o?!i just don;t remember...
david:tae kwon do
merry and ellie:tae kwon do, tae kwon do (whilst violently kicking leo in the shins)
Tae-Kwon-Do Are A Compass And The Belts Given Are Chakra Colors
Tae-Kwon-Do Are A Compass And The Belts Given Are Chakra Colors