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take a dump

1) to take an enormous shit, especially in the way of a "power dump" where the excrement quickly and powerfully leaves your anus

2) When a machine or electronic stops working or breaks, for no particular reason. Also known as "shat the bed"

3) An exclamation often used by people when they want to tell somebody to "fuck off" but are too afraid. Often used by kids and teenagers. The word dump is enunciated in a long way, so as to be spelled duuuummmmppppp!!!

1) Dude, i have to take a dump!!!

2)Kid 1: Why can't we play your XBox?
Kid 2: Cuz it sucks and it took a dump.

3)Dad: Go clean your room!
Kid: Take a duuummmmpppp!!!

by HOWNOWBROWNCOW88 July 31, 2008


TAKE A DUMP

When someone choses to ruin part of you're day with thier bowel movements.

"damn Becca im having a nice relaxing shower and you had to come in here and ruin it." Yea well im sooooo sorry I needed to Take A Dump." "yea well Im going to need to take another later just to get rid of the stinch, it smells like a sardine's cunt filled with Indian food in here"

by Dougah November 17, 2006


Take a Dump

It is a popular iPhone app created by Samir for Apple iPhone store

Its a iPhone app that can be found at Apple App store - Search for Take a Dump

by Vivister March 22, 2010


Taking a Dump

When a person or a thing doesn't respond to your message on Snapchat; the term 'taking a dump' is therefore used to describe there absence.

Lucas was taking a dump

by XDYTFHGVNFYG October 09, 2017


take a dump

For a game system to stop working

My Playstation 2 take a dump

by KaiserBasara September 28, 2005


take a dump hump

the hump dogs form in their backs when preparing to pinch off a giant loaf.

uh oh, kylie's got the take a dump hump, better get her outside quick!

by CGPinFL June 17, 2011


Take a dump on me

A request you ask of a friend or stranger when you are having such a bad day that the only thing that could make it worse is someone actually emptying their bowels onto you.

Wesley: Dude its too bad that you forgot to wear clothes on school picture day, now your ding-dong's gonna be in the yearbook.
Ben: Take a dump on me!
Wesley: Okay!

by Gunlockben January 28, 2011