The phrase you teach your 4 year old grandson to say when he needs to tell his mother he must have a bowel movement. The grandson is given to understand that the phrase must be spoken loudly in public places.
Mama...I gotta TAKE A DUMP!
(variants: crap, squat, poop, or shit may replace dump)
to defecate
Come on, find a rest stop already. I have to take a dump.
Man I lost 10 pounds from taking a dump yesterday.
1) to take an enormous shit, especially in the way of a "power dump" where the excrement quickly and powerfully leaves your anus
2) When a machine or electronic stops working or breaks, for no particular reason. Also known as "shat the bed"
3) An exclamation often used by people when they want to tell somebody to "fuck off" but are too afraid. Often used by kids and teenagers. The word dump is enunciated in a long way, so as to be spelled duuuummmmppppp!!!
1) Dude, i have to take a dump!!!
2)Kid 1: Why can't we play your XBox?
Kid 2: Cuz it sucks and it took a dump.
3)Dad: Go clean your room!
Kid: Take a duuummmmpppp!!!
To poop, usually a very large one.
Friend 1: He is so stupid to think 'taking a dump' is buying a city dump
Friend 2: Yup
When someone choses to ruin part of you're day with thier bowel movements.
"damn Becca im having a nice relaxing shower and you had to come in here and ruin it." Yea well im sooooo sorry I needed to Take A Dump." "yea well Im going to need to take another later just to get rid of the stinch, it smells like a sardine's cunt filled with Indian food in here"
It is a popular iPhone app created by Samir for Apple iPhone store
Its a iPhone app that can be found at Apple App store - Search for Take a Dump