"Too Long, Didn't Read"
Appropriate response to a long email in which the author takes too long assembling random, disjointed words into something funny or insightful.
TLDR.
Time, Location, Date, Reservation Needed?
An alternative to the real TLDR.
Have you ever had someone write you a really unnecessarily long text/email about when you should meet up?
Stop wasting people's time!
Just TLDR!
Ex.:
Emile: Hey Remy! When are we going to lunch?
Remy: 16:30, Gusteau's, 09/23/23, Yes
Top Level Domain Registry, RE:website.xx, 2 letter country codes in websites
I found the tldr for china was .cc
Used in response to someone who believes that they are intellectually superior to others and therefore writes long winded, unnecessary opinion pieces on their social media accounts in order to hammer home the fact that they think only their insight on a subject matters.
TLDR
Someone sent me a link to Obama's life of julia trash, so I had to say TLDR.
1. text length DESTROYED RETINAS!
2. text length DESTROYS RETINAS!
1. I actually read all that, but tlDR (text length DESTROYED RETINAS!) Im blind Im blind!!
2. Dude, Im not going to read that because your tlDR (text length DESTROYS RETINAS)!
3. Warning: tlDR (text length DESTROYS RETINAS!)