What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted go perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Velveeta "Toba" Cheese: The First Juvenile Release
The Tig Ol' Bitties Association, a group for those with massive honkers
Person 1: Goddamn look at her! She's definitely a member of TOBA.
Person 2: True.
A jolly good fellow who likes to read Wikipedia pages in his spare time. Life's questions are no match for his beyond comprehendible knowledge, as he is the epitome of a walking encyclopedia. Tobas will always know the answer to any question you ask him and he'll explain everything to you in a friendly manner.
"I can't seem to understand why quantum mechanics is incompatible with general relativity, I wish I had a tobas to explain it to me."
A volcano in Indonesia, which last erupted 69,000 - 77,000 years ago as a VEI 8/9.
"I hope Lake Toba doesn't erupt."
"Me neither."
Tobas is mighty Kaiju. Tobas is many. Tobas have DNA of many beings. Tobas make own theme. It is called Origin of the Clusterfreak.
"Tobas will crush you with Tobas mighty toe." - Tobas
A person with an EXTREMLY large cock, wich manages to arouse every woman in a 50 meter radius.