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an undeterminted amount of time. example: "I will be back in twenty-two and a half..." That means you will be back but it could be in 22 minutes or 22 days... the answer is unlimited. finally we have a word that means this... for god sake use it!
"i will be back in twenty-two and a half"
"okay..."
The yet to be made BET version of Two And A Half Men.
After Tyler Perry's house of baby momma's we got Two And A Half Black People!
"Chorus Intro": Recently Paroled Two Black Men, Men. Black Men Black Men, Black Men, Ohhh ohhh ooohh ohhh. Black Men, Black Men, Black Men, CHICKEN!
Deshawn: Man, you gotta stop sleepin wit all dos women man!
Dequan: Man, Fried Chicken!
(Tyler Perry enters the room does the dougie, then leaves)
Both Dequan and Deshawn: Ho de do ho de do!
You really, REALLY don't care about what someone just told you.
Brody: Hey, I just found this really funny video I wanna show you, it's about this-
Ryan: I don't GIVE two and a half shits, alright?!
Combining a reference to two and a half men and the fact that you care so little about what the other person's saying.
-Hey, guess what I was doing last night?
-You know what? I don't give two and a half shits!
The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them
"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."
Having sex with 3 girls but only getting done with two of them
Yesterday I got two and a half with these girls from Ambridge