200 wpm

the epitome of no bitches

Carter: HOG RIDDEEEEERRRRRRRRRR I GOT 200 WPM ON X TYPING GAME...
Alfred: Bro you pull no bitches...

WPM

WPM (Wanks Per Minute) The state in which shows how fast you can wank that lil’ willy of yours without stopping but more so increasing the rate you are going at.

Ramzy: Yo dude how fking fast can yah crank that “willy” of yours?
Cola: Haha! I can whip it and hit a jerk rate of 300 WPM full force!!

Ramzy: Holy shit!

WPM

White privileged male

Oh he didn’t get a stimmy cause he’s a WPM

#WPM

An acronym for Wet Panties Mondays. Just like popular hashtag acronym #tbt, #wpm is used by women to let their Facebook friends know their undergarments are moist from being particularly aroused on Monday.

Billy : Jenny's status is #wpm - wtf does that mean??
Jack: Maybe she's a fast typer, as in words per minute. Must be looking for some secretary job..
Jill: Nope, just means she's wet.. Today is Monday.. It's Wet Panties Monday... Fuck, I'm so jealous she has #wpm!!