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Literally your life right now.
Dude you are absolute trash
Yeah, I know
Typically what a religious person calls "absolute truth".
Chris's stories about "god", "creation", etc. are just absolute bullshit.
A phrase used by famous Youtuber SwiftKarateChop frequently; it has become his subscription headline and it is used in most of his videos.
"So what did we learn today?"
"Absolutely nothing."
Bro this is someone who is just such an unreal, godlike kid at everything he does. ABSURD AF.
yo that kid is just a flat out ABSOLUTE UNIT on the court.
dude i found the absolutely perfect song, what kaitlin isnt a song she is an amazing girl
the term between fail and epic fail used to describe a slighly worse failure but not an extremly bad failure.
me: "um thats a pretty big failure but it isn't epic."
friend: "then why not call it an absolute fail?"
What dumbass brits say when they see heavy ass people
Hallo Timothy did you see that absolute unit yesterday on the trolly? I sure did Hemsworth, that bloke could’ve been 130 kilo grams.