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snail butter

The greasy slime left on a bar stool from a naked or pantyless occupant.

Kenny: Angi is hot for you.
Larry: How can you tell?
Kenny: She left a trail of snail butter all over her seat.

by indho March 22, 2009


snail trail

A sexual act in which a woman drags her wet vagina across a reclining partner's chest or face. Sort of a female counterpart to teabagging.

He was just lying there, so I gave him a snail trail.

by lollers May 01, 2006


Snail Trailing

When a woman where's no underwear. Referring to the silver "snail trail" she will leave on places she sits.

"The boys are in for a treat tonight, I'm snail trailing!"

by DJ-Chuckles November 07, 2009


awkward snail

like the awkward turtle. you use your index and your pinkie extending outward and rest your thumb on your two middle fingers. alternate your pinkie and index in circular motions like a snail would do.

you can also use your friend to touch the tip of one of the two "antennae" so that it would create a sinking of the eye. then slowly bring it back out again.

Person One: I had terrible sex last night.
Person Two: Wow. *awkward snail*
Person Three: *touches antennae*

by Ejohn August 20, 2009


Angry Snail

When you are eating out your girlfriends pussy and she shits all over your chin and face.

I was having hot sex with my girlfriend ashley yesterday until I went down on her and she attacked me with an angry snail.

by Alex Hiltricx February 21, 2009


fanny snail

When a woman is in a state of such arousal a trail of slime is left behind them as they walk, similar to that of a snail. Require the woman to be not wearing any underwear.

Wow, see that wet trail on the ground over there? That girl must be a fanny snail.

by Achmensch February 15, 2017


Snail's pube

The smallest know unit of measure.
Originated in the manufacturing industry to describe parts made to a very fine tolerance.

"Sorry it took so long to make this batch of parts, but I can assure you they're all accurate to the snail's pube."
"This part just won't quite fit. It's only off by a snail's pube!"

by Brazillian Snail December 06, 2011