Siberian Blast

When a man ejaculates copious amounts of semen on someone's face to the point the face is no longer visible. (aka The Siberian Snowman)

I couldn't even kiss her goodnight after the Siberian Blast I gave her.

blasting chunks

An unsubtle, gritty-ass description of the initial stages of the grisly prep for a colonoscopy.

Although it’s mostly a chocolaty liquid, you are practically glued to the shitter, blasting chunks for the majority of an hour!

Blasted Idiot

Someone who acts stupid.

"You blasted idiot, what's wrong with you?!"

avalanche blasting

The act of placing a generous amount of cocaine in one's asshole and snorting it as they fart in your face.

Bro 1: "Bro you look high af, what are you on?"
Bro 2: "Bro some hooker totally got me into avalanche blasting."

e-blast

A ridiculous non-word made up by marketing people who think the term "e-mail" is inadequate to describe the explosive excitement of their mass e-mails.

Also "eblast" or "e-mail blast"

If we send out an e-blast, the widget will literally fly off the shelves!

Gotta Blast

Something Jimmy Nuetron says around the beginning of the theme song for the popular Nickelodeon show The Adventures of Jimmy Nuetron

Me: "Gotta Blast"
Friend: WTF are you masturbating under the table

Blast the nips

To show off one's nipples in a flashy and colorful way

I'm about to take my bra off, blast the nips.