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second great-great-cousin-uncle

Great-grandparent's male second cousin.

My second great-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Gtopql November 24, 2019


second bestness

Second bestness is when you know you are not the first choice if somebody asks you to be someone (wife, husband, girlfriend, boyfriend) or to do something (i.e. become the boss). You know that someone else was first choice and altough you accept the offer, it rankles and stays wth you forever, turning you into a bitter, overbearing person.

"I think Mum's feeling of second bestness is why she's always so horrible to me - knows Dad wanted to or should have married someone else."

by mimbijones April 07, 2023


second-cousin-4X-removed

Second-cousin-four-times-removed (2C4R).

My second-cousin-4X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021


second cousin 4x removed

1. 2nd great-grandfather's second cousin
2. second cousin's great-grandchild

my second cousin 4x removed was a banker

by GasparThalasso June 06, 2025


Second date dance

The second date dance is commonly known as when the guy preforms an agressive and weird dance infront of the girl to impress her. This usually happens in about 80% of second dates.

"Yeah. He did the second date dance and idk if i should go for a third date because he didn't do the dance right."

by biscuits4life April 11, 2024


three second rule

The rule goes as follows...
"If a food item falls to the ground and you pick it up in less than 3 seconds, you can pick it up"

*Friend drops an entire pizza upside down*
"three second rule"

by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023


second

Simultaneously the shortest and longest unit of time to a child.
Seconds are also how long it takes for something to go wrong and/or crazy.

Guy: I am going to make a knife out of Liquid Evil, a potion of undeath, and human flesh! Surely nothing will go wrong!
2 seconds later...
Guy: I have caused world destruction. :(

by Cat… with a K. August 25, 2023