Shut your bubblegum dumdum looking ass the f*** up

When your fat-ass friend keeps going on about McDonalds having bad service and waiting an hour for his lunch, this is what you say to them.

Khaled: Duuude, i've been waiting for my food from McDonalds for soooo long, i haven't eaten for like 5 minutes

Luani and Mohammed: SHUT YOUR BUBBLEGUM DUMDUM LOOKING ASS THE F*** UP

Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon

An expression, depicting the desire for progression to another task, derived from the recent viral video war between Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon as facilitated by Kimmel's girlfriend Sarah Silverman.

"Halo 3's played out. Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon."

"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"

,or,

Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!

K-P-C-O-F-G-S

used to remember the name of catergories for that one biology thing

K-P-C-O-F-G-S
Kibble
Polyphonic
Cathedral
Occasions
Fridays
Gregancious
Supper

B-F-D-D-I-Y-B

Big-Flappy-Donkey-Dick-In-Your-Butt

yo bro, how did your girlfriend like that B-F-D-D-I-Y-B last night ?

❌hi❌ State F❌❌tball

A team that is known for being Michigan’s son and doesn’t go to big ten championships.

Person 1: Did you see that ❌hi❌ State f❌❌tball game?

Person 2: Yeah! They suck, like, how do you lead 20-17 at halftime, then allow 28 unanswered and only score 3 the rest of the game?

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what i typed when i slam the keyboard multiple times

I just typed v kd c vj gkg uk f fkhc

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the act of spamming your keyboard randomly when board in school

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