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What you say to someone who is violating your personal space out of aggression or stupidity. From the 80's street slang, you want them at least 6 feet away. Today, science reconfirms that mandate.
You and some friends are smokin a doob and some wannabe sidles up, all smiley and shit.
You: Hey, 6 feet fuckhead!
When you think you’re going to fuck a girl, but she suddenly pulls out the strap on and fucks instead.
How was it last night? Aw man she pulled a dick 6 on me, I haven’t been able to sit normally ever since.
YOU HAVE LOST YOUR SANITY AS A BORED PERSON. YOU HAVE TYPED THE F1-10 FORMATS AND THE WHOLE QWERTY KEYBOARD. YOU HAVE REACH THE OUTWORLDS OF BOREDEM. CALL 999/911 OR WHATEVER YOUR FUCKING EMERGENCY NUMBER IS.
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It’s the criteria for boujee, vanity driven women in their quest for their “perfect man”. It means at least a 6 figure income, 6 pack abs and a 6+ inch cock. Usually these women can be found at uppity restaurants and bars with resting bitch face and drinking white wine spritzers
Erika is still single, a lot of nice guys ask her out but she’s only into guys with Triple 6’s… Hence why she’s perpetually alone
National kiss your crush day
The day you kiss your crush on the lips nowhere else
You: *Kisses crush*
Crush: why’d You kiss me?
You: it’s November 6, National kiss your crush day
you can ask anyone for their numbers and they have to give it to you
me: can i get your number
crush: why
me: it’s november 6
crush: oh ok
National throw a plastic straw at a vsco girl day
Guy: hey
Girl: hey
Guy: it’s november 6th, you know what that mean
Girl: no, I don’t
Guy:*yeets straw at her*