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When you cun so much you dick blows up.
oh fuck i just nut busted and now i have no dick
To take your dick out of your underwear
let me bust my buddy out to take a piss he's been in prison all day
When you send someone a message on social media, and they pretend not to have read it, but it says "read" so you know they are faking.
Person 1: Awkward message
Person 2: Pretends not to have noticed
Person 1's Phone: Person 2 read your message
Person 1: Ahah! Busted!